January 2009
Nope
the405: Can’t quit. Addicted to Tumblr. amen, brother.
Jan 29th
Jan 29th
Move, bitch. →
not sure why I find this funny.
Jan 29th
Exchange Over Tuesday Sushi
Paul: You know, Frank Sinatra... no, not Frank Sinatra. Who was that psychiatrist?
Dad: Sigmund Freud?!
Paul: Yeah, him.
Jan 28th
Why I Love Julie
heapsmad: what should I write CaipirinhaVille: how mch u love me? heapsmad: I’LL DO IT! CaipirinhaVille: good CaipirinhaVille: make a list make it heaps long HEAPS-LONG-LIST BEGIN! 1. she drinks lots of coffee 2. she loves cookie dough 3. I can be a royal dork around her 4. she shows me her text messages 5. she wears tie-dye (sp?) 6. she’s applying to Bennington 7. she’d rather...
Jan 27th
“On the very land where they grew the trees that yielded the paper for writing...”
– Martin Amis, London Fields
Jan 23rd
Exchange Over Wednesday Breakfast
Paul: I just really want a day off from school... Tiny Tim asked for one.
Julia: He asked for one because it was Christmas.
Dad: And he was crippled.
Jan 23rd
“… the kids in the class don’t even care, ‘cos they’re...”
– Jonah Takalua (Chris Lilley), Summer Heights High
Jan 22nd
Jan 21st